Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
