It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
we're so committed to being not committed
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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