Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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