my mouth tastes like poor choices
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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