She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize