It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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