Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
they need to just BURY HIM!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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