wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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