If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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