what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize