Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We don't watch enough power rangers
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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