u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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