I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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