Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
These tits shall not be calmed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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