Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My vagina just clenched in fear
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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