i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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