Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
