Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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