It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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