i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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