Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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