if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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