My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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