So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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