you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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