69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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