would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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