dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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