Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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