Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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