I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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