Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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