I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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