what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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