Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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