Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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