Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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