and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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