That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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