those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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