The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
where are my eyebrows?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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