Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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