her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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