I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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