fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
What a dumb baby whore.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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