Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she told me i tasted like america
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Congratulations! We have a period
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