hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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