i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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