This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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