Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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