You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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