she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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