Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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