sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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