Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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