Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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