normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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