The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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