as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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